bad news... they're not black, either

Pole Smokie and the Ass Bandit

This first scene seems to miss with the theme of the film. There are a fair number of hookers in these videos where it may be hard to distinguish between their ass and their face. Probably they realized that, while the title suggests it should be on her ass, she so clearly deserved one across the bow that they couldn't pass up the opportunity.

Screen cap 2: I guess they went right to putting it in her ass. Oh, wait...

the fuck? Put that cracker whore on the floor -- not worth staining the felt.

Wow- that is the most annoying sounding girl ever. Conflicted: do you stick it in her mouth to shut her up, or stick it in her ass because she deserves it. This guy chose both. Good call.